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[lauralh]

Dude, everyone is sick. Like, the whole fucking country. I guess that's what happens when people go home for the holidays and carry contagions east and west via airplanes, which are such amazing disease vectors I'm surprised stewardesses don't hand out surgical masks along with those hot towels. I mean at least first class should get some pathogen protection, wouldn't you think? I'm assuming Steve and I caught this cold from his sister, who probably caught it on the plane from NYC. She felt bad the first couple days anyway, and then the next day Steve and she were sick in earnest. Took me another five days, either because I have superior immunity by dint of not being a smoker, or maybe the virus was just attracted to Steve's genes being so similar to Sharron's.

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Comments

[stick-figure.livejournal.com]

I don't think I have a cold, but I've been excessively sneezy and a little congested for the past two weeks or so. I'm in that extended incubation period or something.

[jumper42.livejournal.com]

i blame my cold on a few things first all the parting i did for a good 9 days straight, second i blame it on some of the girls i kissed at clubs, and third i blame it on party favors

You're all diseased.

[monstrosity.livejournal.com]

When I was a kid I swam in raw sewage just to give my immune system a work out.

[jimbojones.livejournal.com]

... and two days later, I STILL don't have a cold.

<Kevin Spacey> I RULE! </Kevin Spacey>

incubation periods

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Hm, it took me almost a week and serious imbibing of alcohol and hard drugs to actually catch mine.