yeah, I wasn't going to say anything, but... I was thinking "my god, I can't be the only person in the world who isn't attracted to pretty boys with long blond hair, especially when they're standing next to scruffy dark-haired MEN with CHEEKBONES..."
Viggo is Bon Jovi (http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=0434-ret&photo=mortonse.nvi&path=pgallery&path_key=Mortensen,+Viggo) with scruffiness (http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=ss&group=0167261&photo=lotr2_2-18964.jpg&path=gallery&path_key=0167261) added on for the Aragorn character. Orlando Bloom (http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=1295&photo=OrlandoBloom_DeGuire_315760_400.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Bloom,+Orlando) doesn't appeal to me either way. (http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=1756&photo=OrlandoBlo_Wargo_769832_400.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Bloom,+Orlando)
Frankly they're both hot. Initially, Legolas had the edge because Elvish is the sexiest most romantic tongue in the history of linguistics. Then I remembered that Aragorn speaks Elvish too. And then I realized how much Aragorn (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20011215/450aragorn3.jpg) looks like JC (http://www.overtherainbeaux.com/images/nsync/jccaliente.jpg) and that pretty much made the decision for me.
I'd hang out with Aragorn-- kill people and shit like that, but we'd never work out sexually. Too many bruises, chafing from the beard etc. Gotta go with Legolas; I'm just a top like that. Plus he's an elf so my dick would probably get magical powers or something like that.
Now, the real dream for Bringing It On is probably more dirty than you'd like me to elaborate on here in the pristine confines of your journal. (cough) Suffice it to say, it's Dushku who more urgently than Kirsten needs to be fucked rotten for days / skullfucked / irreversibly marked with my scent in every orifice and on every surface. Though it might be fun to call Dunst "Kristen" right after titfucking her, and coming on her face to see the expression she'd make.
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Date: 2002-12-18 09:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-12-18 09:15 pm (UTC)You go girl.
Date: 2002-12-18 09:20 pm (UTC)Now, tell that to my boyfriend.
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Date: 2002-12-18 09:22 pm (UTC)Um. Anyway. Yeah. D, get over it.
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Date: 2002-12-19 03:51 am (UTC)Female category, hrm. Based purely on looks I prefer Dushku's, but I'm a great 'admirer' of Dunst.
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Date: 2002-12-19 12:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-12-22 07:24 pm (UTC)you asked for it
Date: 2005-07-01 12:52 am (UTC)Now, the real dream for Bringing It On is probably more dirty than you'd like me to elaborate on here in the pristine confines of your journal. (cough) Suffice it to say, it's Dushku who more urgently than Kirsten needs to be fucked rotten for days / skullfucked / irreversibly marked with my scent in every orifice and on every surface. Though it might be fun to call Dunst "Kristen" right after titfucking her, and coming on her face to see the expression she'd make.
Whew.