celebrating the fact that I ain't 30

[lauralh]

I am sooo ridiculously hungover right now, it's not even funny. I'm going back to bed shortly. But first, I just want to tell everyone that I have now been to a strip club.


+dressing up in the sexy shirt FS likes
-two shots, two c&v's, two amaretto sours
+dancing at the contour
+sprite at the strip club
+daisy giving BP a lap dance
-daisy not giving me a lap dance
+some other chick obliging
+did I mention I had a lap dance?
+from a stripper with nice boobs?
+nipple sucking on both sides
-daisy ignoring us after her pole dance

Daisy was basically the cutest stripper there. I mean cute in that little tiny kind of way. She had long brown hair and ruffles on her panties, and she was probably my height, a little curvier than me. BP and I fell in love with her and wanted a "threesome" lap dance, but she ignored us in favor of some guy in the corner. I guess he paid her $500 or something, I dunno.

I think the appeal is just what I was told: you pay money for the girls to pretend to like you and rub against you, and you get exactly that, and then you never have to talk to them again. Not something you wanna do often, because it's expensive, plus they usually won't go home with you, so I can see it being sexually frustrating, but I think everyone had a good time.

Comments

talking to strippers

[poupou.livejournal.com]

Hi,

I think the appeal is just what I was told: you pay money for the girls to pretend to like you and rub against you, and you get exactly that, and then you never have to talk to them again.

There's this place in st pete florida where you can get all-nude full-contact dances, where someone took me for a birthday a while back. I saw a lot of oldish guys sitting with a girl on their lap and talking to her, for like hours. Must have cost a fortune.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

From what it looked like, if they like you, they'll talk to you a while. Not for hours, or even half an hour of course...