she's got something i should know

[lauralh]

I dreamt I was at a party last night. I hit a peak while dancing and went into my room to come down, but someone was playing with a weird-ass giant bong in there (courtesy of watching How High last night, I'm sure). It was like a combination of a bong and a lava lamp: instead of water it had that weird colored oil/plastic mixture in it. We tilted it wrong though and it all spilled out, and there was no way to force it back in. So I threw it all away.

There was segue with me trying to have sex with a blind gay man, and then some chick and I started to get it on. I told her that I'd never done this before, so as not to disappoint her too much when I went down. But it seemed the old adage about teams and equipment held true. I then ran to rinse my mouth out, and I think afterwards I woke up.

Comments

[ex-agentcoo.livejournal.com]

Somebody's a...little...hung up on sex and drugs lately.

But let me assure you -- being a clit-master takes much practice.

- Cooper

J&SBSB!

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

"I am the clit commander!"