One table down from me during lunch sat a man and a woman talking about Nephi and the Book of Mormon. They weren't dating, and at first I thought he was trying to convert her. But no, actually his girlfriend was trying to convert him. He couldn't marry her unless he did, you see. And hearing all this just set me off so much that I'm sure he was wondering why the hell I was staring at him. I so badly wanted to say "Keep away! Keep far from the Mormon girl! Unless you can corrupt her!" But at that age it may be too late.