i feel like enid in ghost world (the comic, not the movie)

[lauralh]

All I want is a frickin' white-trash lawn chair, and I have no clue where to get one. You used to be able to just find them anywhere for like $5, but now they don't seem to exist.
(Actually what I'd really like are the kind that you can lounge out on, but those don't seem to exist either, except for the fancy $80 type. I just want the kind teenage girls in bikinis and cutoff shorts would sun on in the trailer park, dammit.)

Comments

i think we have a winner

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

This is the best idea. I'm sure Clark will agree with me on this.

Re: i think we have a winner

[vileinfestation.livejournal.com]

Even better, steal one from a local college or university.

...or do they not have trashy lawn chairs at colleges up there?