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"Guilty Conscience take two" [feat. Dr. Dre and Eminem]


Meet Billy, fourteen years old.
At the record store, he buys Eminem's latest album
with the intention of uploading it to the Internet.
But suddenly, his conscience comes into play...

[Dre]
Alright stop!
Now before you turn the computer on
and rip the songs from the CDrom
You better think of the recording artists

[Eminem]
That's nonsense!
Put it in and make the MP3s
And then upload them all to Audiogalaxy
We'll get a thousand hits today
The future is this way, and fuck the RIAA

[Dre]
But if the songs go up like they're supposed to
No one buys the albums and the labels drop you
Think about the royalties before you rip the audio
All that money, you know where it's gotta go

[Eminem]
Fuck that Dre, you know they'll buy it anyway
My numbers get higher every single day
So much profit off my freestyle shit
ICP got nothing off this bitch

[Dre]
Man you don't know what you sayin Slim
You gotta see that people WON'T buy your album
They get the music for free and where does that leave me?

[Eminem]
Suck my dick Dre, I love MP3s!