Apparently the poor little baseball players think they aren't getting enough money, and are planning on going on strike. All I have to say is, bring it on, anything to cut down my commute times.
A new iceberg bigger than Delaware has broken off of Antarctica. But really, there's no problem with global warming. Icebergs break off all the time! Most of them are big as Texas! honest.
The guy in Baltimore who shot his molesting priest is being denied bail. Come on man, this guy is a fucking American hero. Even if the priest hadn't molested him as a boy, I mean. Burn churches, shoot priests, and this land will be great again.
And the White House has admitted that they knew something about "some kind of hijacking" before 9-11. I'm guessing they simply didn't specify what kind of hijacking they wanted in the contract...