the net rules

[lauralh]

One of my favorite things to do on a Tuesday morning is explain to gay men the concept of the clitoris.

Comments

Well...

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

it usually can be described by a degree four polynomial.

Re: Well...

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

I had to resort to ASCII drawings of female genitalia.

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Hmmm...

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

... I would worry that your primitive illustrations might only confuse the matter. That resembles an erect cock with a single testicle poking at a housefly (within parentheses).

one-track mind...

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

come on, it's pubic hair, clitoris, labia, and vagina!

Oh, I understand your intent.

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

I'm merely pointing out the potential for misinterpretation inherant in your Rorschach test. You should take an illustrative self-portrait... always works for me.

works sometimes

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

but not while AT work, n'est-ce pas? I pointed him to some helpful web sites.

Pish posh.

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you were so modest. You have a webcam.

d00d

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

It's at work. I also have a proxy server. At work.

And a desk...

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

... you have a desk...

You just need a flashlight.

Re: Well...

[hotcrab.livejournal.com]

oh my

[eyelid.livejournal.com]

"It's like Essence of Penis."

Re:

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Actually it was more of a "manipulate here and here and THERE" kind of thing...

[moleque.livejournal.com]

so it's only a concept?

hrm.

Re:

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

To a gay man it is...

[xaotica.livejournal.com]

odd - it's seemed to me more often that it was merely a concept to straight men

LOL

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Fortunately most of my straight men practiced the theory.