more bad ideas
Feb. 18th, 2002 11:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lauralhI'm heady with all this cash (got paid AND got the IRS refund). I think I'm going to buy me a webcam this week. then people can watch me pretend to work!
"Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me." He was a prince, crown prince, of another world. Tall thin pale and dark-haired, naturally. I kept switching between being myself and being him. He had a twin - or maybe a cousin who just resembled him.
Anyway, his mother was very annoying and traditional. Their dynasty was about to be toppled, and these weird creatures resembling Boo Radley from Super Mario would be the new rulers. In fact, they had been the rulers hundreds of years ago before the humans took over. But in spite of all this, his mother insisted that he learn all the proper protocols at the proper school. He missed the registration deadline, and so she said he was no longer going to be in the will. I then asked if it would be the second son? No, he was going to take Orders, so it would be the daughter. Who was a year old and severely deformed and retarded.
At this I began screaming at her about how where I was from, people didn't give a damn about protocol, and she was crazy to disown her son like that. I said something stupid like "I live in a democracy, where the oldest child gets all the property!"
Then I woke up to piss - when I went back to sleep, I was going to church before a wedding. One of the other cousins or something was marrying Amanda, a friend of mine, or maybe she was the cousin. It kept getting twisted as I tried to explain to my mother that I was also engaged to be married to a member of that family.
"Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me." He was a prince, crown prince, of another world. Tall thin pale and dark-haired, naturally. I kept switching between being myself and being him. He had a twin - or maybe a cousin who just resembled him.
Anyway, his mother was very annoying and traditional. Their dynasty was about to be toppled, and these weird creatures resembling Boo Radley from Super Mario would be the new rulers. In fact, they had been the rulers hundreds of years ago before the humans took over. But in spite of all this, his mother insisted that he learn all the proper protocols at the proper school. He missed the registration deadline, and so she said he was no longer going to be in the will. I then asked if it would be the second son? No, he was going to take Orders, so it would be the daughter. Who was a year old and severely deformed and retarded.
At this I began screaming at her about how where I was from, people didn't give a damn about protocol, and she was crazy to disown her son like that. I said something stupid like "I live in a democracy, where the oldest child gets all the property!"
Then I woke up to piss - when I went back to sleep, I was going to church before a wedding. One of the other cousins or something was marrying Amanda, a friend of mine, or maybe she was the cousin. It kept getting twisted as I tried to explain to my mother that I was also engaged to be married to a member of that family.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2002-02-18 12:07 pm (UTC)so if you get a webcam, are you gonna turn into one of those camgirls? will you make old men buy you stuff off of your wishlist in exchange for seeing you dance around naked?
why else would one get a webcam?
Date: 2002-02-18 12:32 pm (UTC)