Swiped from Wired

Here's a handy ranking of the various dangers confronting America, based on the number of mortalities in each category throughout the11-year period spanning 1995 through 2005 (extrapolated from best available data).

S E V E R E Driving off the road: 254,419 Falling: 146,542 Accidental poisoning: 140,327

H I G H Dying from work: 59,730 Walking down the street: 52,000. Accidentally drowning: 38,302

E L E V A T E D Killed by the flu: 19,415 Dying from a hernia: 16,742

G U A R D E D Accidental firing of a gun: 8,536 Electrocution: 5,171

L O W Being shot by law enforcement: 3,949 Terrorism: 3147 Carbon monoxide in products: 1,554

wtf

did NO ONE at burning man take pics of girls rolling up tents? THERE'S AN UNTAPPED MARKET HERE PEOPLE.