poor boys

"There are no 'small and short' stores," Courtemanche noted as he brushed his hand across a row of 38-inch waist dress pants on a recent afternoon. "This is now the average. . . . It's kind of sad. A 34 is considered small."

Reading my Esquire I learned about "the six-inch drop", which means that most suits are designed for chests being 6 inches bigger than the waist. They acknowledged that this is not as common as designers would like, and gave some advice. I asked Reg what his sizes were. "Thirty-eight and thirty-two." HE IS A TOTAL KEN DOLL.

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Also I got Reg a $5 little tree from Walgreens. He wanted to put candles on a tree but this one's a bit small. I guess we can give it a viking funeral, tho.

wtf

I bought some anti-itch cream today b/c the Goth Princess necklace stonecollector loaned me made me break out, and now I can't find it. The cream, not the necklace. I kind of applied it at the Starbucks right after buying it, and I guess I lost it there. Yes, I was the crazy ointment-applying coffee lady. Anyway, I just took a shower and my neck itches again. ARGH.