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- I don't remember this much freakin' rain last year. Then again I didn't drive last fall except to get booty. I suppose it's a good thing my tires blew out. Er, well, you know. New tires are bomb, especially in these nigh-flood conditions. I take back anything good I ever said about WA roads.

- I don't get many funny names in my job, but "Gordon" makes me think of ALF, and I keep pronouncing "Werner" in the cherman vay.

- Dude, a rappin' judge!

- If anyone can think of any stupid relationship tricks that they've done and care to share, IM me or email.