and I ain't never goin' back

And the number one reason I don't have a navel piercing is that my allergy to stainless steel is so bad that even the back of the jeans button rashes up that area.

I've decided to "officially" quit the IW forums. First I went scanning through my old posts for some choice quotes, though. Here's the first set:

Drugs are the answer if you want to forget what the question was.

Wanting to be a gigolo does not make one "gay".

See, you all bitch about being IWs, but when a girl actually wants an Intellectual to fuck, you get all snippy.

ever since elvis (maybe even before), girls have associations with rockstars being sex symbols... and DJs are the new rockstars.

Building up a fantasy about a woman is the surest way to never ever be happy with her. Either you'll never approach her, or you do and she invariably is a disappointment.

I know a girl who went vegan for two years. Bacon brought her back.

happiness

You know what rocks? Having lunch with a boy then making out till he has to go to an appointment. Rawr.