May. 27th, 2003

lauralh: (beer)
QWERT (kwirt), n. [MW < OW qwertyuiop, a thirteenth]:
1. a unit of weight equal to 13 poiuyt avoirdupois (or 1.69 kiloliks), commonly used in structural engineering; 2. [colloq.] one thirteenth the load that a fully grown sligo can carry; 3. [anat.] a painful irritation of the dermis in the region of the anus; 4. [slang] person who excites in others the symptoms of a qwert.
-- Webster's Middle World Dictionary, 4th ed.



Porn makes so much more sense when you realize often the performers are stoned or high on other things, and not JUST idiots.
-- [livejournal.com profile] octal


This quiz would be much funnier if it said stuff like "You are Smith #3428. No one understands you except Smith #3427 and #3428."


Ha!


I'm supposed to see So Close tonight. It looks so totally fucked up, I canna wait.

I have realized that when other people buy my drinks, it's easier for me to get drunk. Consequently I have not been drunk since Wed. at karaoke.

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