three things

i'm in just the right amount of pain to prevent sleep - every time I try to relax it's like AAH! - so i had some thoughts to share with the class. I will use the approved powerpoint method of bullets with numbers after each point.

why i call bisexuals "gay"

1. I believe that everyone is "bisexual" to some degree, that is we all contain some seeds of attraction for men and women.
   
2. I also believe that 99% of people have a marked preference for one sex or the other.
   
3. From henceforth I will call people with a preference for the same sex "gay" and people with a preference for the other sex "straight."
   
4. This means if you call yourself bisexual, I will think you are pointing out your preference to the same sex.
   
5. Therefore you are gay.

why nerds should go to private universities

1. I was a big nerd in high school.
   
2. Like most of the other nerds, I didn't have much luck with dating/sexual issues.
   
3. This all changed when I went away to school, and even moreso when I enrolled in a private university.
   
4. I never went to a public university, but from what I hear they're mainly like high school, only bigger.
   
5. Whereas private schools are 90% nerds or so, full of people who "read Lord of the Rings in high school" instead of getting some. So everyone is more or less on equal footing in the social strata.
   
6. Therefore it is easier to get laid in private university than public.
   

what's the deal with Radiohead?

1. People tend to have strong opinions about Radiohead.
   
2. They're just a fucking band people, not the second coming.
   
3. I like Pablo Honey because it's poppy.
   
4. I don't really like Thom Yorke's voice on the next couple of albums so much.
   
5. I like the atmospheric resonance and use of his voice as more of an instrument on Kid A.
   
6. Therefore the rest of you should just chill the fuck out.
   

ever have one of those days where everyone just wants to cut off your head?

I have to hand it to Steve. After Surf Ninjas, nothing can seem bad. Or at least not that bad. Not even Cabin Boy. I have no idea what his obsession with making me watch terrible movies is, but we just saw Johnny Mnemonic. I'm still feeling sorta crappy so I guess I was "in the mood" for it. Anyway. Gads. Words cannot express. One of those movies I guess that just should not have been made. Or at least not made without a script doctor and Tom Cruise. (Because it seems that all the good SF movies nowadays have Tom Cruise in them. What's up with that? Not that I mind, of course.)