please accept me as I am

Forget Iraq, this is why I hate Bush. Because he hates me. Well, not me specifically, but women.

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Watched Orange County last night, possibly the most mediocre film I've seen since Stealing Harvard. It had the feel of graduating film student's spec script that somehow got made into a movie, and a bunch of famous people got in it... but the only reason to watch it (besides Jack Black naked) is to see Harold Ramis on ecstasy. That was some funny shit.

Afterwards we attempted to watch Vanilla Sky Open Your Eyes, but OMFG it's shot for shot the same movie, except it's in Spanish. We almost fell asleep so instead we just stopped it.

i just want to be left alone

oh yes, he will be mine.

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Disgusted by my apparent 10-lb weight gain since the holidays, I did 30 minutes on the elliptical and 16 on the rowing machines. I'm in a world of pain now.

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On Politics
No matter what everyone claims, ultimately people are just out for themselves, either directly (conservatives support tax cuts) or indirectly (liberals want more taxes to help everyone out, raising everyone up including themselves). I won't pretend to know what's better, but I do know that I want policies that help me out. These include the following:

I would like to be able to not be attacked by terrorists. I passed an army surplus store that had a big sign in front declaring "GAS MASKS 49.95" and it creeped me out.

Likewise I would like superior public transportation so I don't have to pay expensive gas taxes. Failing that I would like cheaper gas.

I would like some money. I don't mind having to work for my money, but I would prefer something that pays what a goddamn Duke graduate should be earning. My last job had a rather ridiculous pay rate which was perfectly acceptable to me. I don't expect to get that now, but I would like at least half of it. So something needs to be done about the tech economy, but I have no idea what.

I would like to be able to get drugs for a more reasonable price. I can buy cigarettes, diet pills, coffee and alcohol pretty cheaply, but that's about it. Honestly I wouldn't mind a "vice control store" where I could get more lethal drugs for half the price the black market charges; take the taxes and put them into rehab clinics if people fuck up.

See last post re: reproductive freedom. Not that it's a problem yet thankfully.

what can you do really...

DUDES! I SUCK!

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herbaliser: akindaniceguy: Hi.. would you like a guy who likes to wear lingerie and other girly things?
hotcrab: how big is his dick?
herbaliser: http://profiles.yahoo.com/akindaniceguy
hotcrab: does it say?
herbaliser: hahaha
herbaliser: no
herbaliser: I asked him how much he weighed
hotcrab: i don't think the red suits him
herbaliser: those stockings are nice tho
herbaliser: 165 he sez
hotcrab: his weight?
hotcrab: hahahahahahahaha
herbaliser: right
herbaliser: haha, I'm talking to a transvestite
hotcrab: nice

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Wow, Alex and his friends are all cute.

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Friday afternoon. All I want to do is watch crappy TV and get fucked up. One outta two, I suppose.