happy birthday

TO ME!!!!

I had a dream about iwilldare and davidgrenier bowling. Of course this was long after the lesbian threesome part of the dream...

economy of language...

Sometimes it pisses me off that someone like myself, who practically majored in English in high school and still reads quite often, uses such a small pool of words when speaking to people. My vocabulary in conversations basically consists of "dude," "yo", "right," "sucks," and "no shit." I suppose one could say that I can express myriads of emotions with very few words, but then I'm not at all distinguished from the masses of people my age or younger with IQs below 100. On the other hand, pretentiousness and pedagogy in conversation tends to be annoying as well.

i weep for the future

So I'm getting my hair cut for the first time since August. I'm a little scared. Should I bob? I like bobs, no fuss, no muss. But I tend to look a bit silly in them. Well, I suppose I can just ask for advice.

I'm also looking into cell phones, since I'm the only person over the age of 20 who doesn't have one. But I want a red one, which is just trying my patience. I guess I can just get one with a face plate. Hm.