more futility

[lauralh]

I've broadened the job searches to just look for every fucking job in the seattle area. Man, if I had any medical credentials I'd have it made. Or Oracle, for that matter.

Comments

[jumper42.livejournal.com]

you know i think if you have a bs in compsci you can do oracle, because dealing with the fucking oracle consultants on a daily basis i have realized one thing, they are the biggest bunch of fucking tards who claim they know what they are doing.

not that I can't do it...

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

It's just that all the jobs say "5 years experience in Oracle database administration" or whatever.

Re: not that I can't do it...

[jumper42.livejournal.com]

i will tell you how to get 5 years experience FAST, like within 2 hours. put a cack in your hand, any cack will do some are better than others, and jack it vigorously. after a good 2 hours then you are oracle certified WITH 5 years experience.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Jack a cack for 2 hours?? man, jumper, you must not be very good.

Amen, sista

[scarlett723.livejournal.com]

Amen to the job search sucking bit. I graduate in June and I'm trying to find a job with a Poli Sci degree...haha, I know...but the sad thing is I could do all the jobs that these silly business majors are doing, except that I don't have a freaking degree in it, instead, I did internships in it. Down with the man!!