lauralh | back when I was even more gay, I read Morrissey interviews

Bear in mind someone else went through and scanned all these in, I just snipped the funny bits. (I have many things on my hard drive from 10 years ago.)

Running Order Zine: Are there any advantages to being an outsider?
Moz: No. None whatsoever. It's a horrible life.

Interviewer: Do you ever go out dancing?
Morrissey: Good Heavens no, I couldn't do that. I'd die of embarrassment. I can only do it on stage in front of 3,000 people!

"You can look into a mirror and wonder - where have I seen that person before? And then you remember. It was at a neighbour's funeral, and it was the corpse."

"I live a very deprived existence. I don't physically go out and get drunk and vomit over policemen or anything like that."

"I don't see myself ever getting married. I want to live a life of depressed freedom."

"I once bought a Manchester United hat, which I think was 12 shillings, and somebody ran up behind me and pulled it off and just ran ahead. So I thought, 'It's a very cruel world, I'm not prepared for this.' And I decided to get my revenge on society."

"Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 percent papier mache."