i get sidetracked easily

[lauralh]

OK, OK. I started reading Twilight last week. I'm just about at the Actual Plot part. Which is 3/4 of the way into the book. I don't know if I can finish it.

[12:38] herbaliser: really i don't think i can make it past Vampire Baseball
[12:40] perich: now I'm hearing "vampire baseball" to the tune of the "softball" tune from that old Simpsons episode
[12:41] perich: "Vampire baaase-ball ... they're glittery and tragic ..."
[12:41] herbaliser: the insufferable romance was much better than Vampire Baseball.
[13:28] herbaliser: heh, from some snark on Twilight:
[13:28] herbaliser: "WE NEED A SUPERHERO MOVIE WHERE BOBBY DOWNEY AND CLIVE OWEN TEACH GIRLS TO KICK SPARKLY VAMPIRES' ASSES

I WOULD SEE THAT MOVIE
EVERY DAY"
[13:28] perich: bobby downey?
[13:29] herbaliser: robert
[13:29] perich: oh
[13:29] perich: yes
[13:29] herbaliser: i think those two really need to be in a movie together anyway
[13:29] perich: and MAKE OUT
[13:29] perich: right?
[13:29] herbaliser: they don't NEED to make out
[13:29] perich: ha
[13:29] herbaliser: i have a good imagination

Comments

[infinite-hiatus.livejournal.com]

good to hear your comments on that book. a friend of mine starting reading it recently, and I've been wondering if it's any good. but it seems like it's directed toward 15 year old goth girls.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

except it's WRITTEN BY A MORMON WHO NEVER READ/SAW ANYTHING ABOUT VAMPIRES

so there IS NOT EVEN ANY MAKING OUT

(some gay subtext, but hardly any)

[infinite-hiatus.livejournal.com]

straight vampires just don't make sense.

[ashlin519.livejournal.com]

Twilight is like crack. It's not good yet you keep going back for more.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Well, I did finish book 1. Don't have any interest in going on, though.