another reason why

[lauralh]

you could not pay me enough to move to NYC

edit: changed to less personal link, sorry

Comments

[shekb.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't worry. We're exporting them to the rest of the country, via the hipster.

You can get a magic poison candle from Britain that kills them all.

[perich.livejournal.com]

Yeah, bedbugs really are like the low-rent version of herpes.

[perich.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're right: it's easier to clear up an outbreak of herpes than to truly rid an apartment of bedbugs.

[skipbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, because EVERYBODY in NYC has bedbugs.

[9thmoon.livejournal.com]

The only time in my life I've ever seen bed bugs was when I lived in those really nice apartments next to the Microsoft campus in Redmond.

[giggerota.livejournal.com]

Bedbugs have nothing to do with cleanliness or hygiene. They can drift into your place via your neighbors apartment, or be left in a hotel room by someone for you to sleep in.

[giggerota.livejournal.com]

Haha I had bedbugs in my first apartment in NYC. It was a shame. That place was brilliantly clean and had a view of the Empire State Building.

I just threw out all my clothes and all my stuff, and threatened the landlord with a lawsuit if he didn't give me a check to replace all of it and let me jump off my lease.

I won and then I went on the best shopping spree ever.

[leighdb.livejournal.com]

Wow. How incredibly ignorant and insulting of you!

[perich.livejournal.com]

I know.

[perich.livejournal.com]

Funny; I didn't mean the STD thing as an insult.

[leighdb.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, of course not; you just compared my incredibly upsetting, expensive, and uncomfortable situation which is in no fucking way my fault to a venereal disease. What's insulting about that?

Oh, I'm sorry: a low-rent venereal disease. Because only poor/low-class/icky people get icky things like genital sores or insect infestations, right?

[mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com]

Because only poor/low-class/icky people get icky things like genital sores or insect infestations, right?

Well, yeah.

[perich.livejournal.com]

Because only poor/low-class/icky people get icky things like genital sores

Way to show your biases. Right. STDs only strike disgusting, moral reprobates. Diseases have morality to them.

Fucking hell - it's attitudes like that which are why people are so reticent to talk about HPV, or herpes, or chlaymidia, or any of a number of outbreaks which are common and predictable and can be dealt with using science instead of superstition.

Bedbugs are hard to get rid of once you have them, no matter what precautions you take. That's the source of the analogy. But thanks for jumping on the most moralizing interpretation possible.

(sorry about your bedbugs, by the way. I live in Boston and have known plenty of people who've suffered through the same)

(and through STDs)

[mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com]

I wanted to find some disgusting Seattle bedbug stories for you, but it seems like they're really not here yet. There are good things about people being so inhibited and antisocial in the PNW, huh?

[leighdb.livejournal.com]

Way to show your biases.

*shakes head*

OK. Whatever you say.

Ceasing to add even more stress to my life commences now.

[jimbojones.livejournal.com]

You won't move to NYC because the people there friendlock their LJ entries?

Good enough for me!

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

made by harry potter?

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Just like herpes, right?

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

I figured it was more related to the lack of roaches/mosquitoes.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

see edit!

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

ewww

in southern louisiana i got roach bites on my legs

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

ftw!

[joblessmusician.livejournal.com]

Ah, the word "vermin" is great! LJ-fights are also great.