repressed but remarkably dressed

[lauralh]

[22:32] lauralBaby: fake morrissey song titles
[22:36] lauralBaby: You're The One For Me, Fat Goth Girl That Is So Emotionally Screwed Up That She Devolps a Crush On a Forty Year Old Gay Man
[22:36] anote2self: HAHAHA
[22:39] lauralBaby: Morrissey - We're Only In It For The Shoes

1. Sweet And Tender Crumb Cake
2. Bernard, You're A Lovely Accountant
3. I'm Not Sure I Like Your Face, Ramona
4. Newsreader In Peril
5. Someday The Proletariat Will Be Wearing Corduroy And Not Melancholic Expressions
6. I Wear Slacks on the Outside Because Slacks Are How I Feel on the Inside
7. We're Waiting For Your Answer, Tony
8. Please, Please, Please, Let the Paxil Work
9. There Is A Bloke Who Turns Me On
10. Dear God, Please Help Me Find My Car Keys
11. Newsreader In Peril (live)
12. Last Night I Dreamt I Was Drowning In Pudding
13. You are the Most Challenging Soduku of All
14. Some Of Them Are Quotes, Some Of Them Are Sayings
15. 'Twas Nothing, D'Artagnon
[22:39] anote2self: HAHAHA
[22:39] lauralBaby: I Started Eating Something I Could Not Finish - Now it is Cold
[22:40] anote2self: I've Never Written a Song Title that Wasn't a Complete Sentence, Fatty
[22:40] lauralBaby: My Asian Manicurist Thinks I'm Pretty
[22:40] anote2self: The Dumptruck of Your Indifference Has Crushed the Puppydog of My Heart
[22:41] lauralBaby: I'd Have Fallen For You (If You Hadn't Tripped Me First)
[22:41] anote2self: ow
[22:41] anote2self: I Can't Sing For A Toffee While You Laugh Your Little Socks Off
[22:42] anote2self: Keane Will Not Keep Me Off The Number One Spot This Time (Ooooooh The Little Devils...)
[22:42] lauralBaby: I Will Have A Dog Called Colin.
[22:42] anote2self: The Grime-Imbued Rain Comes Betwixt Myself and the One Who Hates Me More
[22:43] anote2self: When Everything You Have Is Everything You've Lost, Only Then Will I Be Happy In My Discontent.
[22:43] lauralBaby: The Japanese are Stealing my Horrible Haircut
[22:45] anote2self: that is now my LJ name

Comments

[cpf.livejournal.com]

With any luck this list will make its way around to him and it will depress him into making another good album.

[thesadpunk.livejournal.com]

#5 is the best. #15 is pretty good too.

Hilarious.

[hoolifan.livejournal.com]

Had to add a few of my own:

Please, Please, Please, Friend Me On Livejournal

The More Ridiculous Song Titles You Write For Me, The More Absurd My Real Ones Get

When I Have Died, Please Post This Song On Your Myspace

I Totally Have A Girlfriend, She Lives In Canada, You Wouldn't Know Her

File-Sharing Is Murder

Who The Fuck Does Jonathan Antin Think He Is, And Where Can I Get His Phone Number?

[discogravy.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I can totally see you rocking out to "You are the Most Challenging Soduku of All" in your car

[quent.livejournal.com]

If You Call Me Gay One More Time, I'll Call the Cops

This Soup is Full of Bees

Johnny, Marr This

Fat Whippet, Tall Dachsund

A Stolen Candybar Betwixt Hard Times

The Horse's Name Was Saturday

This Failure to Write a Decent Album Since 1997 Has Caught Up With Me

I Practice Kicking In The Dressing Room Before I Go Live (inspired by true events)

[quent.livejournal.com]

Mervyns, Please Let Me In.