sex toys still illegal in most of the south

[lauralh]

when someone asked why, this was the answer:
"If a heterosexual adult uses a sex toy they WILL turn gay, become or get someone pregant solely to have abortions, develop an obsession with flag burning and then Bible burning, and then join a union."

edit: as far as I know, Alabama, Mississippi, Texas and Georgia all have anti-dildo laws on the books, and Tennessee may be next.

Comments

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Yep, you can find them on each state's law site.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUNG GIRLS BUYING VIBRATORS! THEY MIGHT HAVE ORGASMS! and then their virgin husbands will never be able to satisfy them...

[jimbojones.livejournal.com]

Uh, really? Are they IN Alabama?

When I lived in Alabama, there was one "Strip" joint in Birmingham. Lynn's Den. The girls in there wore SWIMSUITS.

Many of them, one-pieces.

Do they really have titty bars in Alabama now?

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

That just means places sell them for "display" or "novelty" purposes. Like how headshops can sell bongs.

[doyouhaveaflag.livejournal.com]

Don't forget about the sodomy laws. Those are fun.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

those have been proven unconstitutional