what I wanna know is...

[lauralh]

How come people in pizza commercials look like they never ever eat pizza?

(Whereas people in internet-service commercials really look like they use the internet a lot.)

Comments

[solipsiae.livejournal.com]

Wait, what do pizza-eaters look like?

I thought that was, like, everyone ever.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, everyone eats pizza once in a while, but people who eat it all the time are not skinny with perfect skin.

[solipsiae.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the Pizza Hut commercial where Jessica Simpson is hawking the Cheesy Bites pizza I am ass over teakettle for? How that whore earns money for anything is absolutely beyond me.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

yeah that was what inspired this post :)

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

Because these days there's no shame in using the Internet the way there is in eating pizza or having genital herpes.

[nonstatic.livejournal.com]

because internet services are actually useful, whereas i would rather eat jessica simpson's boobies than pizza hut?