i'm so behind

[lauralh]

I used to be completely obsessed with celebrity gossip, but i got out of it around 2001 or so. And now I find that all the sources talk about Paris Hilton or the Olson twins or the cast of the fucking OC. candid recommends Drudge as a good source for older celebs' gossip. Anyone have any others?

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[langston.livejournal.com]

www.defamer.com is the benchmark any more, and they have a family of sites to fit your niche. I like their porn blog; www.fleshbot.com especially. Very entertaining, even beyond the boobies (warning, NSFW)

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

I don't want porn. I just want to find out who Demi Moore and Brad Pitt are dating. OLD SKOOL

[langston.livejournal.com]

defamer for sure then.

[girlstyle.livejournal.com]

seconding defamer.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

snarkfest and the princess boards.
There are things I have read there that have totally ruined my childhood.

It was through some of these message boards that I heard that the guy who played David on Sesame street was a raving coke fiend who was fired from Sesame Street after he went crazy and bit people.

[emily-swank.livejournal.com]

It bothers me immeasurably to see the black lady from Sesame Street doing those commercials for people who pee their pants.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

*laughs wildly*

Yeah well my Mother has a hard time with the fact that Gordon prior to being on Sesame Street played a Pimp on the soap opera All My Children. His name was Tyrone.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Princess Board

because you are ugly

[bythesea.livejournal.com]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/
its my favorite

TOO MANY TEENY BOPPERS

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

I really can't stand the fucking tone of those guys. Also not enough Demi Moore.

Re: TOO MANY TEENY BOPPERS

[stonecollector.livejournal.com]

http://www.socialitelife.com/

http://trent.blogspot.com/

http://goldenfiddle.com/

http://www.perezhilton.com/

a few alternative options. i can't stand the masturbatory 'industry gossip look at us we got sued hee hee hee!' attitude of defamer/gawker media. anyway. apparently it's the law that we have to care about the olson twinkies and the trollops from the oh-see. it's hard to find a site that doesn't mention their follies. especially since brad and demi have 'settled down.' hmm, maybe i should start one up and make my interwebmark...

Re: TOO MANY TEENY BOPPERS

[bythesea.livejournal.com]

yeah but thats who most of the gossip is about these days, we are old!!! brad pitt and angelina jolie thats like shirley maclaine channeling james dean in our day... and i thought it was all one guy? dude, they've sucked the funevil out of you!

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

nah i just prefer the gossipers to SHOW instead of TELL :)

[fisticuffs.livejournal.com]

pink is the new blog.

[thingstouchme.livejournal.com]

ok so I looked in your mixes and pickedthis (http://www.livejournal.com/users/herbaliser/868980.html#cutid1) and these. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/herbaliser/933123.html#cutid1)

and I have no idea where to find gossip.
I usually just get it at work.

[verybadlady.livejournal.com]

damn you I so just wasted the last three hours looking at celebrity gossip shit. I have decided I like Lindsay Lohan's dark hair, Kristin Cavillero (or whatever) is fucking ubiquitous, and Britney has gone to shit and will never again be a pretty pop princess.

[verybadlady.livejournal.com]

Also, I so want to be under 100 pounds.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

dude I DON'T want to be under 100 lbs!

third comment's a charm

[verybadlady.livejournal.com]

Also, pregnancy is so fucking hip right now.

Re: third comment's a charm

[stonecollector.livejournal.com]

pregnancy is the new unnecessary marriage :)

[xaotica.livejournal.com]

my friend arielmeadow writes a column called carpet burn about celebrity fashion gone wrong

[perich.livejournal.com]

If you don't like The Superficial, then you wouldn't like What Would Tyler Durden Do, either. Though you might like Conversations About Famous People.

[kamakhai.livejournal.com]

i've always enjoyed the one day at a time column in the portland mercury. it's concise, mean, and absurd, which perfectly suits my taste in celebrity gossip.

example: "FRIDAY, JANUARY 6 Asthmatic invalid Lindsay Lohan may have more than a burst blood vessel, a crappy dad, and an eating disorder to worry about. Rumors ran rampant today that the recovering bulimic may be about to gain a lot of weight (the pregnant kind!). According to PageSix.com, a friend of Lindsay's was photographed delivering a bag of goodies to hospitalized LL that included: playing cards, mouthwash, Coca-Cola, a box of Cocoa Puffs, AND a pregnancy test. How did star gawkers know what was in the bag? Because the bag was CLEAR plastic. Note to Lindsay: Get some smarter friends. And an abortion."