LUSH!

[lauralh]

I forced Reg to go to the new Bellevue store, and he got this fresh-made soap that looks like lemon cheesecake and smells like lemon cheesecake, but boy, it don't taste like it. It's actually facial soap, i just washed with it after eating pizza and my skin is soft and clean, but not dry.

He also got demon soap. For Halloween, I guess. And now he's IMing me links of more soaps he wants.

Comments

[goldfischegirl.livejournal.com]

"facial soap" - soap that gets that cum right out of your nostrils.

[daeverra.livejournal.com]

just don't apply water!

oh, coagulation, how I hate thee at thy time.

[goldfischegirl.livejournal.com]

yeah, that shit tugs at peach fuzz and all sorts of body hair - but facial soap works to unstickify just about any semen-caused coagulation. BUY IT IN BULK TODAY! www.semen-be-gone-facial-soap.com

mwhahaha

[daeverra.livejournal.com]

totally. And it's always the fuzz you can't reach. Bastards.

[daeverra.livejournal.com]

I have a weird thing for soap too. I don't get it.

[tyrven.livejournal.com]

Wait.... they have a Lush at Bellevue Square?! Who knew? I always go to Canada when I want something from them (or order it online).

[tyrven.livejournal.com]

[Or in Bellevue, at least; I didn't read that carefully].

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

it just opened last month.

[toastednut.livejournal.com]

also, conversion rate + tax refunds. but still, any excuse to go to canada.