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-- Fuck if I know.
-- Besides fat, stinky and into D&D?
-- sex is for fags
-- dropped at birth
-- they're socially retarded?
-- I dunno, but I'm a hot nerdy girl who has had little trouble getting sex since age 16.
-- dont make fun of the less fortunate
-- Really? Who?
-- HOTT
-- they never went to college?
-- Mormons? oh wait, those marry younger than 25, for teh sex.
-- they haven't had sex yet
-- lying
-- Religious nuts, or too absorbed in something else, or more likely trying way too hard and failing as a result?
-- Lack of opportunity or religious reasons (sometimes the later is a coverup for the former)
-- Christian or um, shy. I hate the "I haven't found the right person yet" excuse. There is no right person to lose your virginity to. You won't be with them forever and that's that so either wait for marriage or don't give me that line. [emph added]
-- complexes and neuroses.
-- Who needs dick when you've got Jesus?
-- They're ugly.
-- People who justify never getting laid with shallow moral beliefs?
-- Poor self esteem, hobbies that are not condusive to sex...
-- From experience, I have dated people who are really socially retarded. They were awful people who should have stayed celibate for life and spared everyone else.
-- they're closet cases [this person is not gay]
-- gurls are intimidating...!
-- Too busy w/ RPGs, the Internet, all night LAN sessions, etc...
-- Closet homosexuals. [this person is]
-- there's always a star trek episode on somewhere
-- Either hard core christians, losers, or lost their penis in horrible accidents. Girls probably have to be very shy. Girls, unlike guys can always find sex... just not always with who they want.

Date: 2005-09-17 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaaaty.livejournal.com
omg, hilarious!

Date: 2005-09-17 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] llarian.livejournal.com
Is [livejournal.com profile] tyrven the gay or not-gay one?

Date: 2005-09-17 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
ha! no he didn't even respond.

Date: 2005-09-17 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doyouhaveaflag.livejournal.com
way to try to cover up, dylan, but we all know it was you

Date: 2005-09-17 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altamira16.livejournal.com
I also agree with the "girls are intimidating." There is this one dude that tried to talk to me until I started dating my recent boyfriend, who is his friend. Then he gave up all together because talking to girls is too hard.

Date: 2005-09-17 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wanton-bliss.livejournal.com
Did my boyfriend produce the "socially retarded?" one?

Date: 2005-09-17 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
No it was an actual female.

Date: 2005-09-17 05:24 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-02-05 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarahbliss.livejournal.com
Was I "hot nerdy girl" or "dated people who are really socially retarded"?

Date: 2010-02-05 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
You didn't answer (http://herbaliser.livejournal.com/1090591.html).

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