stuff I want

[lauralh]

• striped pants
• a bigger hard drive
• a crepe maker
• trip to thailand for xmas 2005
• satin pillows
• actual nice furniture from one of those stores on Western

Comments

[tyrven.livejournal.com]

Man, I want a crepe maker too. And striped pants.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

easy enough for one (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00004R93K/qid=1120592595/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_ur_1/103-2843814-3548660?v=glance&s=home-garden&n=507846)

[tyrven.livejournal.com]

They're only $19.95?? Wow. I think I've been overcomplicating it all of these years. I always thought of "crepe maker" as synonymous with "domestic companion". I really think that consumerism has gone far enough in simplifying/automating daily life that there may no longer be a real role for a house wife. I may need to rethink my approach to romance.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

foreal</a. (http://www.irobot.com/consumer/scooba_sneak_preview.cfm)

[tyrven.livejournal.com]

I don't know. If I DID have a house wife I think I'd want her to still wash the floors by hand. THere is something so validating to my masculine ego when I see my woman in the kitchen grovelling on her hands and knees over a bucket of dirty water wagging her ass back and forth. It always puts me in the mood.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

oh, jer, if i couldn't beat you up i'd never let you get away with that shit.

[xkissikx.livejournal.com]

to note: not once did i submerge my hand in a bucket of nasty water while on my hands/knees... let alone at all.

[tyrven.livejournal.com]

Which is precisely why you had to go!

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

Pretty soon bitches'll only be good for fuckin'.

[tyrven.livejournal.com]

Exactly. This takes away most of the incentive for a kept woman. There's no cost benefit!

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

i may have to take you up on that. Actually i meant to IM you but you haven't been around, if you wanted to hang out and not drink!

[jette.livejournal.com]

I keep reading that as "a cute raincoat with blood"

I have no idea where my head is at today. *sigh*

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

at WANTING TO KILL KILL STAB STAB!

[jette.livejournal.com]

Yep.

no shit

[daeverra.livejournal.com]

I saw that too!

Re: no shit

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

you are always Lizzie Borden