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Jun. 21st, 2005 02:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lauralhThe Perfect Date for men. Contains boobies.
The Perfect Date for women
• meet at a bar
• he buys you drinks
• you discuss the last albums you've bought
• he tells you about his timeshare
• dinner, picnic at the park with a view of the ocean and sunset
• delicious food, perfect wine
• gives you his coat when it gets too cold
• walks you to an outdoor concert where you dance and drink together
• back to his car, kissing
• go to his place and get busy
• the tongue is master
• two hours of sex, two hours of sleep, two hours of sex, et cetera
• Sneak out when he's finally asleep, being sure to delete your number from his cell phone.
The Perfect Date for women
• meet at a bar
• he buys you drinks
• you discuss the last albums you've bought
• he tells you about his timeshare
• dinner, picnic at the park with a view of the ocean and sunset
• delicious food, perfect wine
• gives you his coat when it gets too cold
• walks you to an outdoor concert where you dance and drink together
• back to his car, kissing
• go to his place and get busy
• the tongue is master
• two hours of sex, two hours of sleep, two hours of sex, et cetera
• Sneak out when he's finally asleep, being sure to delete your number from his cell phone.
