fashion "don'ts" for men
Jul. 22nd, 2004 09:30 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lauralh1) Goatees. Ben Affleck had one in Chasing Amy. Guess how long ago that was. Either have a full beard or nothing.
2) 'Stache. Unless you are my father, you will look like a Chester.
3) Ponytails. Long hair is bad enough, but my god, this is not 1987.
4) Pants that do not fit. I suppose I'll forgive $150 jeans, but otherwise, please.
5) UTILIKILTS, NUFF SAID
6) Hats. "A hat should be taken off when greeting a woman and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat."
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2) 'Stache. Unless you are my father, you will look like a Chester.
3) Ponytails. Long hair is bad enough, but my god, this is not 1987.
4) Pants that do not fit. I suppose I'll forgive $150 jeans, but otherwise, please.
5) UTILIKILTS, NUFF SAID
6) Hats. "A hat should be taken off when greeting a woman and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat."
Post more if you like.
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Date: 2004-07-22 09:43 am (UTC)I have been guilty of this offense for months now, and am trying to Mend My Ways.
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Date: 2004-07-22 09:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-22 09:54 am (UTC)Sandals when you have nasty feet.
Band-collared shirts with a button-cover.
Sideways baseball caps.
Wearing a full basketball uniform when you're not on a team.
I could go on...
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Date: 2004-07-22 09:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-22 10:05 am (UTC)skull caps
trucker hats
plain jean shorts that look like the ones you wore in 7th grade
Things you can't get enough of:
white tank tops
black t-shirts (TIGHT RAWR)
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Date: 2004-07-22 10:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-22 10:10 am (UTC)ALSO: leather woven belts
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Date: 2004-07-22 10:11 am (UTC)leg warmers
jelly braclets
trucker hats
sweat bands
head bands
the 80's were fuckin stupid.
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Date: 2004-07-22 10:11 am (UTC)-sunglasses worn on top of your head (Not like "Oh I'm about to actually wear these" But purely as ornaments). I've seen guys out at night rockin' this look. I don't approve.
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Date: 2004-07-22 11:26 am (UTC)One that bothers me is long socks pulled way up while wearing shorts.
And as facial hair goes, I will never get tired of the "it's the weekend, fuck shaving" stubble.
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Date: 2004-07-22 11:27 am (UTC)leather pants
Date: 2004-07-22 11:41 am (UTC)otherwise, no no no no.
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Date: 2004-07-22 11:56 am (UTC)The hats thing... One needs to lay off the sports cap after a certain age. Especially wearing it backward.
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