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lauralhDear Roommate,
Next time you go to "the beach" with a girl, please do not leave your phone in the living room to loudly ring in the middle of The Simpsons. Or if you must, at least turn it off.
Love,
Your roommate
Dear Fred Meyer,
If you're going to have a bulk bin of "yellow" popcorn, and no other colors, at least put the correct number on it so the checkout girl won't get confused looking for "popcorn."
Love,
A loyal customer
To all take-out sushi places:
It is not appreciated when the nori is hot.
Dear Boyfriend,
Please learn the difference between recyclables and non, which is, if it has food or snot on it, it is not; otherwise, it is.
Love,
Your girlfriend.
Next time you go to "the beach" with a girl, please do not leave your phone in the living room to loudly ring in the middle of The Simpsons. Or if you must, at least turn it off.
Love,
Your roommate
Dear Fred Meyer,
If you're going to have a bulk bin of "yellow" popcorn, and no other colors, at least put the correct number on it so the checkout girl won't get confused looking for "popcorn."
Love,
A loyal customer
To all take-out sushi places:
It is not appreciated when the nori is hot.
Dear Boyfriend,
Please learn the difference between recyclables and non, which is, if it has food or snot on it, it is not; otherwise, it is.
Love,
Your girlfriend.
