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lauralhI fell asleep instead of watching the Friends finale. I haven't watched a new episode of Friends since um, the episode with the engagement party, when Ross and Rachel almost slept together. Yeah, that's about when I stopped watching it, and that about marks the shark-jumping for me.
Yesterday was utterly glorious, 65 degrees and almost no sun at all breaking through the clouds. Today is even better, ten degrees cooler with a spring shower drizzling over everything. You can smell the spring in the air, well if you live near the zoo, at least. So I'm all delighted and shit, no less because of the schadenfreude involved. "Go back to California, sun-worshippers!" The irony is I'm probably tanner now than I was when I lived in Louisiana. Although, anyone who ever lived that far south will understand why.
So anyway, you people are just not at all witty.
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jizosh -- something witty here and I'll post it in my next entry.
brennx0r -- something witty
kaaaty -- No, I dont bark on command :(
verybadlady -- I don't say witty things.
rorotheclown -- generic lame comment
janietrain -- something witty
pamc -- something witty
cegan523 -- I'm as witty as a titty.
A little better:
baldghoti -- HORTICULTURIST!
sidspencer -- physicists do it with charm
baroof -- able was I ere I saw elba
skipbreakfast -- Sometimes I have to pee, and I know I have to pee, but forget about it until it hurts.
djpekky -- I think I can fix it if I find someone or a little screw-driver.
i_and_i -- Through experience and history, it is shown man and government do not learn from history.
henry -- if sex with food is wrong I don't wanna be right
perich -- Well, if you're not going to shoot me, you shouldn't point a gun at me. It's insincere.
prettykate -- WITTY KATE MACHINE
sativaleaf -- stoners don't kill people on the road... we just miss our exits.
doyouhaveaflag -- you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose
pokemyeye -- if asses were named flowers and flowers named ass, you would be smelling an ass, and wiping flowers (uhmmm so how about those mariners)
gfrancie -- The Japanese are like the French. They both love novelty and the rest of us never understand their subtle rules of culture.
satanseviltwin -- Anthropophagy. Yum! ™
fingerpicking -- Maybe it would be the first step towards legalizing gay marriage, if gay guys were allowed to marry lesbian girls?
Yesterday was utterly glorious, 65 degrees and almost no sun at all breaking through the clouds. Today is even better, ten degrees cooler with a spring shower drizzling over everything. You can smell the spring in the air, well if you live near the zoo, at least. So I'm all delighted and shit, no less because of the schadenfreude involved. "Go back to California, sun-worshippers!" The irony is I'm probably tanner now than I was when I lived in Louisiana. Although, anyone who ever lived that far south will understand why.
So anyway, you people are just not at all witty.
jizosh -- something witty here and I'll post it in my next entry.brennx0r -- something wittykaaaty -- No, I dont bark on command :(verybadlady -- I don't say witty things.rorotheclown -- generic lame commentjanietrain -- something wittypamc -- something wittycegan523 -- I'm as witty as a titty.A little better:
baldghoti -- HORTICULTURIST!sidspencer -- physicists do it with charmbaroof -- able was I ere I saw elbaskipbreakfast -- Sometimes I have to pee, and I know I have to pee, but forget about it until it hurts.djpekky -- I think I can fix it if I find someone or a little screw-driver.i_and_i -- Through experience and history, it is shown man and government do not learn from history.henry -- if sex with food is wrong I don't wanna be rightperich -- Well, if you're not going to shoot me, you shouldn't point a gun at me. It's insincere.prettykate -- WITTY KATE MACHINEsativaleaf -- stoners don't kill people on the road... we just miss our exits.doyouhaveaflag -- you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nosepokemyeye -- if asses were named flowers and flowers named ass, you would be smelling an ass, and wiping flowers (uhmmm so how about those mariners)gfrancie -- The Japanese are like the French. They both love novelty and the rest of us never understand their subtle rules of culture.satanseviltwin -- Anthropophagy. Yum! ™fingerpicking -- Maybe it would be the first step towards legalizing gay marriage, if gay guys were allowed to marry lesbian girls?I feel im missing an integral part of my life because i dont know the flawed science called calculus
I saw a sign today that said "Real Lattes." huh; it reminds my of a sigh on 42nd street: nude live girls.,
It seems to be one of those questions/issues that shouldn't have to come up. Love is love is love. Who gives a damn who you love as long as you do...you know?
i did drugs in your house omg
I'm a witty-free zone tonight.
