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Dec. 29th, 2003 04:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lauralhI hit random on Grouphug and got the following excellent page:
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All my friends are constantly quoting "The Big Lebowski." They think it's the greatest movie ever. I hated that dumb movie!
719450205
i wanted to break up with my girlfriend last month, so i made her a cup of coffee and put loads of vodka in it so that she fell asleep during sex which i then used as an excuse to dump her. since then ive dated both her sister and her best mate.
989751220
I stay up until 3am on a lot of nights just to catch a couple of M*A*S*H* reruns. Then, I have to wake up at 6am the next morning for work. I swear to never do that again, but, sure enough, the next night rolls around and there I am watching M*A*S*H* at three in the morning.
692738965
i was out with my gf and her friend, we all got drunk as hell, i started talking them into a threesome, got them drunker and drunker. we got home to my gf, and i got them more drinks, they finally started to think it was a good idea to have a threesome.
i fucked them both. i told my gf to go down on her friend as i fucked her. she did. i don´t feel bad about getting them drunk, i´m going to do it again.
oh and also, i fuck my gf:s friend on the side now. i like it, the friend likes it, my gf knows nothing. i´m meeting the friend today after work, my gf thinks i´m going to a meeting. yes, cunt here i com, or should i say cum
293007400
this guy i dated for a few months held a knife to my throat and moved the blade down my neck.
then he said 'i think this is sexy.'
my parents love him and can't understand why we broke up. i haven't told them.
my friends and i always joke about; holding keys or forks or knives up to each others necks and saying, "i think this is sexy!"
but to be honest, i am still pretty troubled by it.
719366776
i have written to grouphugs about six times. it has always been when i was high on marijuana.I felt very helpless about my addiction. it seems very scary to be addicted to something that seems so benign.i have been sober for two weeks and looking to be sober tomorrow.thanx
220508066
Im a female who likes watching people having sex
579266971
When I was about 8 I was at sefton park lake in Liverpool in England. We were throwing stones at the swans in the lake. None of us really intended to hit one, well I certainly didn't. But I did hit one, right on the head and it died instantly. I ran home crying and have never really forgiven myself.
325025207
I am afraid that my girlfriend of 6 months wont have sex with me because i have a 4 inch penis
453346969
I once had sex with a friend of mine and then the next night I slept with another guy that I had just started dating.
344999770
All my friends are constantly quoting "The Big Lebowski." They think it's the greatest movie ever. I hated that dumb movie!
719450205
i wanted to break up with my girlfriend last month, so i made her a cup of coffee and put loads of vodka in it so that she fell asleep during sex which i then used as an excuse to dump her. since then ive dated both her sister and her best mate.
989751220
I stay up until 3am on a lot of nights just to catch a couple of M*A*S*H* reruns. Then, I have to wake up at 6am the next morning for work. I swear to never do that again, but, sure enough, the next night rolls around and there I am watching M*A*S*H* at three in the morning.
692738965
i was out with my gf and her friend, we all got drunk as hell, i started talking them into a threesome, got them drunker and drunker. we got home to my gf, and i got them more drinks, they finally started to think it was a good idea to have a threesome.
i fucked them both. i told my gf to go down on her friend as i fucked her. she did. i don´t feel bad about getting them drunk, i´m going to do it again.
oh and also, i fuck my gf:s friend on the side now. i like it, the friend likes it, my gf knows nothing. i´m meeting the friend today after work, my gf thinks i´m going to a meeting. yes, cunt here i com, or should i say cum
293007400
this guy i dated for a few months held a knife to my throat and moved the blade down my neck.
then he said 'i think this is sexy.'
my parents love him and can't understand why we broke up. i haven't told them.
my friends and i always joke about; holding keys or forks or knives up to each others necks and saying, "i think this is sexy!"
but to be honest, i am still pretty troubled by it.
719366776
i have written to grouphugs about six times. it has always been when i was high on marijuana.I felt very helpless about my addiction. it seems very scary to be addicted to something that seems so benign.i have been sober for two weeks and looking to be sober tomorrow.thanx
220508066
Im a female who likes watching people having sex
579266971
When I was about 8 I was at sefton park lake in Liverpool in England. We were throwing stones at the swans in the lake. None of us really intended to hit one, well I certainly didn't. But I did hit one, right on the head and it died instantly. I ran home crying and have never really forgiven myself.
325025207
I am afraid that my girlfriend of 6 months wont have sex with me because i have a 4 inch penis
453346969
I once had sex with a friend of mine and then the next night I slept with another guy that I had just started dating.
