there's nothing I miss

[lauralh]

I just watched the Ron Jeremy documentary, and I must say I was a little disappointed. Maybe I've just seen too many good documentaries, but this one just struck me as poor. See, normally documentaries are about really boring things, so the presentation has to be fucking great. Whereas porn stars are already kind of interesting, especially this guy, so the documentary was just really kind of blah. I mean did we really need to spend ten minutes talking about the dude's narcoleptic driving habits? No, I don't think we did.

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With respect to my last poll, did I really need to fucking say that the first few weeks of a relationship do not count as forming relevant patterns? Doesn't everyone fuck like rabbits in the beginning of a relationship? Hell, even Nick and I did, but the remaining oh, FOUR AND A HALF YEARS are more relevant. And I'm really sorry if you only dated your last girlfriend for two month and then she stopped giving you head for the last month of the relationship, by the way.

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[discogravy.livejournal.com]

And I'm really sorry if you only dated your last girlfriend for two month and then she stopped giving you head for the last month of the relationship, by the way.

Don't worry, I've forgiven you, but you really have to forgive yourself first.

[jimbojones.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and if the first six months you fuck like rabbits and then only in the last couple it starts to get to be a pain in the ass, then what? What's more relevant, the six months it was good, or the two months it was a pain in the ass to deal with?

What if how long you're in which period is different in every damn relationship anyway? Or if some relationships DON'T go through the shitty period before they wind up getting shitcanned for some other reason? That "oh, FOUR AND A HALF YEARS" you were having one single relationship with Nick that you can easily sum up, most of us had three or four relationships with various people, all different.

I don't know why you're getting all snarky at us, dude - it's not our fault the only proper answer to your question is Mu!, we didn't write the frickin' thing. =)

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Pfft. You and your "analyzing" and "thinking."

tmi....

[sarahbliss.livejournal.com]

With respect to my last poll, did I really need to fucking say that the first few weeks of a relationship do not count as forming relevant patterns? Doesn't everyone fuck like rabbits in the beginning of a relationship?


No.

After about a month of dating George, I was good and ready to give up, say see ya, and go get some fuckin booty. Cus damn if he had the desire to, let alone know how to. But the night I decided to break it off he got a shipment of ghb in the mail. He sampled some, and told me on the phone "wow, we're going to have some fun on this stuff", so I decided to give it a try.

Ever fucked on ghb? Even a novice turns into a porn star. And we (he) took the knowledge from those lovely fuckfests back into our sober sex-life, and it saved our relationship (at that point anyway). *le sigh* I'll tolerate almost anything but bad music taste and bad booty. ;o\

But to answer your question, no. Oh, and for the first couple months with steve, he could only come once per day if that. THAT also got annoying (years later in the relationship though we were able to pull off at least three or four a day, weird.)

[apotheon.livejournal.com]

Mu!

[vonpookie.livejournal.com]

"I just watched the Ron Jeremy documentary, and I must say I was a little disappointed."

Same here. We just watched it over the weekend. The guy is like Jason's hero or something.

But yeah, I didn't think it was all that great, either. They could at least have had FUN with it or something, considering the subject matter they were working with.