cuddle bitch redux

[lauralh]

jimbojones gets top billing, since he's already applied in person and was pretty good.

Second place has to go to psykofish, as she offered PIE. I'm easily bribable, man.

Third place goes to biffious, since, you know, BIFF!

The "you don't quite get what CUDDLE BITCH means DO YOU" award goes to both discogravy and jumper42, for giving reasons of sexual prowess.

The "OMG Local Applicants" award clearly goes to both stef2dope and atypical_gnu.

(Both groups of boys who tied can meet with pistols at dawn to break the tie.)

And the "best offer of a cruise ship" award goes to vileinfestation.

Comments

[discogravy.livejournal.com]

I didn't say i was good, I said I had a big dick and I wasn't afraid to use it.

[das-prompt.livejournal.com]

I didn't say i was good, I said I had a big dick and I wasn't afraid to use it.

Whew! Cuz if there's anything this world doesn't need any more of, it's guys with big dicks that are afraid to use them!