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Remember The Brad Pitt Online Diary? Now that was comedy gold.

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Why can't I buy plastic mistletoe anywhere in this goddamn town? Is it that freakin' hard? At Target the guy was like "huhuh, lots of people have asked for that this year, but we don't actually have any, huhuh." Well gee, maybe you could STOCK IT and CLEAN UP, how about that? Oh wait, that would be actual Good Business Sense. Fuckers. Maybe I should have gotten this instead.

Date: 2002-12-19 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stelpa.livejournal.com
I miss that diary *sigh*

Date: 2002-12-19 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] monstrosity.livejournal.com
Yo man, don't get mad at the guy. It's the system. See the violence inherent in the system? Help Help, I'm bein' repressed!

Date: 2002-12-19 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tawnyleona.livejournal.com
Uncle Bob (http://unclebob.diaryland.com), who wrote the Brad Pitt diary, is the SHIT...

Date: 2002-12-19 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bewing.livejournal.com
You ARE in the Pacific NW, ya know! You can grab a rock, and go find an oak tree, and get some REAL mistletoe for free. If you want to drive down here, there are 10 or 15 trees within 3 miles of my house that are full of mistletoe.

Date: 2002-12-19 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tawnyleona.livejournal.com
Just get a shotgun and shoot it down!

Date: 2002-12-19 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
Huh, I have never seen natural mistletoe here.

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