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lauralhI hate it when you read someone's livejournal, and it's all witty and incisive - and then you click on his friends list and see that he adds people solely on the following criteria (in order of importance):
1) female
2) cute
3) can use the shift key
4) single
5) geographic relevance
6) sometimes write something interesting
(Also I hate it when you sit on your leg for a while, forget about it, then get up to get some water and you walk all gimpy. And I also hate the black hairs that grow on my chin.)
1) female
2) cute
3) can use the shift key
4) single
5) geographic relevance
6) sometimes write something interesting
(Also I hate it when you sit on your leg for a while, forget about it, then get up to get some water and you walk all gimpy. And I also hate the black hairs that grow on my chin.)
