WPF

Jun. 24th, 2002 07:45 pm
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Friday night was again spent watching Skinemax, although I'm beginning to fear that our first indulgence was an aberration. There hasn't been a good once since that first one.

I was trying to explain to Erik what makes "good" softcore porn. Basically it has to turn you on, right? Well, what turns me on is the right amount of plot and sex. Too much plot is the equivalent of too much teasing, and not enough is the equivalent of pure voyeurism. Which is ok sometimes but you have to get to that point. I guess it's kind of like sex itself - some foreplay but not too much before the main event.

So his take was that "they need to do it like wrestling, about three minutes of plot to fifteen of action." And I said "Like a World Porn Federation?" To which he replied "WOW! Yeah!" Of course thinking about it, this is sort of what soap operas do (the real ones, not the male ones). Except backwards - fifteen or more minutes of plot and about three minutes of sex. And real softcore sex too, not even showing tits. The WPF would be hardcore of course...

Date: 2002-06-24 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mitwess.livejournal.com
the problem with porn of all kinds is that i can't suspend disbelief... it is so unconvincing. secondly, until porn has an equal level of beauty as a hollywood movie, which it probably never will, it will always feel cut rate. when it was more of a novelty, i could ignore that but not anymore.

finally, i can't fight in world war 2 or be a super hero (yet), so i can vicariously enjoy watching that in a film, but i can have sex.

Date: 2002-06-24 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
Yeah, I had to watch over an hour before it started to really get to me in any way. Whereas reading erotica I can get into it like *snap* that.

Red Shoe Diaries has really good production values but "too much" plot for my tastes. It's like teasing for 25 minutes with five minutes of sex. What the hell...

(And yes, in reality, you can have sex - BUT CAN YOU HAVE SEX WITH TWO STRIPPERS AT ONCE??)

i would be the main star

Date: 2002-06-25 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jumper42.livejournal.com
we both know that i would have to be the main star to get this federation off the ground. i would go by the name of William Ridgewood. women would shake with delight and fear as i walked by.

we need to get into contract discussions soon, laural.

Date: 2002-06-25 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mitwess.livejournal.com
probably, if you were willing to pay for it. but one non stripper is enough for me.

i agree that literary erotica is way more effective.

/Red Shoe Diaries has really good production values but "too much" plot for my tastes. It's like teasing for 25 minutes with five minutes of sex. What the hell.../

reminds me of when i was young fast forwarding through lame rated r skin flicks for the 'good parts'.

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