On Vox: highlights from the wedding

"spit smells funny"

moses parting the I-5 corridor

a woman swerving on the freeway "b/c she was using a douchebag"

lake shasta

bago calling out random interjections to our conversations
(STOP BEING THAT GUY)

guitar hero: if I hear "surrender" 3 more times...

"Syrian, eh? You know that means he's a terrorist, right?"

"This is the guy who made the turds for Team America!"

"VAPID AND VACANT"

asian massage anyone?

pics and stuff

Originally posted on herbaliser.vox.com

edit: oh and I forgot about the crepes! jesus! CREPES! MARCHNG BAND THEN CREPES!