[names deleted to protect to semi-innocent]

a friend asks:

"There is this person that you like that you have been hanging out with lately. Nothing has been spoken on this subject. How do you let them know you are interested?"

[poll options deleted for brevity's sake]

My answer:

"A female tends to suspect that a male who tries to hang out with her a lot is trying to get into her pants... or more bluntly, SHE KNOWS ANYWAY SO DO SOMETHING@!!!1"

Not to say she'll respond in the way you desire, but faint hearts never won fair ladies.

non celeb sightings

Yesterday morning I got up early due to DST ending, and saw a girl who looked like a more attractive Paris Hilton get on a bus [not my bus]. She had bangs and boobs.

And a little while ago I saw a girl who looked like Sarah Polley, except not blond and not evil.