I ask myself, "what would Tom Cruise do?" and then I jump up and down on the couch.

Finished The Game while sitting at the Keytarded "victory." (And by victory, I mean those fuckers cheated. You canna trust old people.) It was fascinating. First of all, I like reading about pathetic guys becoming cool, and that's a big part of the pick-up artists. Second of all, I like reading about celebrities doing stupid shit, and by celebrities I mean Courtney Love. So it was pretty engrossing. I am one of those people who can ignore the bad nasty parts of theories and scenes and focus on just the positives (although I also often do the versa), and so I focused less on the misogyny of it all and more on the narrator, who just became less pathetic and even fell in lurve.

Although the girl he ends up with for two years then dumped him for Robbie Williams.

In other news, this Intelligentsia coffee really is good shit. I was about to add another sugar when I was like "Wait, this is nice."