Today's moral is, you cannot go wrong with fancy-dress theme parties.
Also, the War Room is stupid. I think. Honestly I've never been there and don't understand the appeal, except for the air conditioning. If you'd like to explain to me what the appeal is, go for it. Please remember however that I am a very very straight girl in a committed happily monogamous relationship.
Also, Paul is gonna get his nads punched, as he is at the perfect height for it. A ZING.