there is no cable guy, i made the whole thing up

Reg and I never got any calls yesterday about the cable guy, so he finally called and was given the complete runaround. Two people couldn't find the order, one person found it and assured him that they were sending someone, and the final supervisor said that someone had come out Wed and left a note when no one was there. Which was a baldfaced lie, or the address was wrong, because there was no note. The woman was like "Sure there was. You have a white door, right?" UH, NO our apartment building actually has a blue door but hell. Anyway they're coming Sunday with a $20 credit to our account.

not as much angst about it anymore, but

OK so meg's inspired me to go back to my Stupid Relationship Tricks. I still want to make a book out of it. Here's what I got so far:

Why Polyamory Is Stupid
Why Committing Leads To Cheating
Three Types of Long Distance Relationships and Their Problems
The Black Hole and the Couple Monster
Rules of Engagement (or why people shouldn't get married)

I also have The Normal's Guide to Ass-Smacking but not sure if that should go in or not. I mean, maybe I could just make it a whole book of humorous dating advice in general rather than Bad Things.

Any ideas?