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Jul. 22nd, 2004
fashion "don'ts" for men
Jul. 22nd, 2004 09:30 am1) Goatees. Ben Affleck had one in Chasing Amy. Guess how long ago that was. Either have a full beard or nothing.
2) 'Stache. Unless you are my father, you will look like a Chester.
3) Ponytails. Long hair is bad enough, but my god, this is not 1987.
4) Pants that do not fit. I suppose I'll forgive $150 jeans, but otherwise, please.
5) UTILIKILTS, NUFF SAID
6) Hats. "A hat should be taken off when greeting a woman and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat."
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2) 'Stache. Unless you are my father, you will look like a Chester.
3) Ponytails. Long hair is bad enough, but my god, this is not 1987.
4) Pants that do not fit. I suppose I'll forgive $150 jeans, but otherwise, please.
5) UTILIKILTS, NUFF SAID
6) Hats. "A hat should be taken off when greeting a woman and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat."
Post more if you like.