timeline of stupidity

( or how I nearly broke my bank account again )

resolved: the outdoors is too cold or hot, too damp or dry, and has too many bugs and dirt

I haven't gone camping in a tent since I was like, 12. What do I need?

edit: If you aren't going to be helpful, you could at least be actually funny.

::shudders::

if graphic depictions of rape freak you out, don't read about this case

edit: wow and wowzers, who needs the tv show?