i said TWO INCH brass fasteners

Hm, I see that mathmatically spacing my poll was a bad idea. I should have BellCurved it a bit more.

It's kind of funny working in an office that's not tech-centered, as I have no fear about outgoing or incoming traffic. /me waits for this comment to bite her in the ass

Yesterday at work they had cake; today they have Krispy Kremes. Not to mention late night foods two nights in a row. Someone out there wants me to be a size ten, I just know it.

My left shoulder is a little sore from collating yesterday. Ah, the joys of being a wage slut. At least I got enough sleep last night.

I changed my Friendster profile the other day to include the bee haiku from Fight Club.

BOUDOIR (08.01.2003)

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well, I did need SOMETHING to spend all that min-wage crap on

So, I'm pulling out of the road I live on and um, well, the memory is a little blurry but some guy hits me. It isn't even that bad on either side, so after we exchange numbers and insurance info, I get back in my car, drive around the block to make sure my car's ok.

It's not ok. It smells funny, and the steering is all fucked up. Any way I turn, it doesn't feel right. I don't know if it's the power steering or the front wheel drive that got fucked, but one or the other. I came home and called my boss and called my insurance and I want to die. Ugh.

update: insurance guy is actually coming over to look at my car.

also, this made me smile.

update2: rental insurance covers $20 a day. so I'm thinking "HELLO GEO METRO!"
Getting a tow truck over here shortly.

update3: they didn't have any geo metros. I'll switch out when they do. I got a Sentra.

waiting for the tow truck...

Anyway I'm gonna just repost that poll. Once again answers are private, but the numbers are skewed a little more in favor of you relationship types.

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