probably on my ass...

new tattoo idea

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I talked to a variety of young Portland boys on the phone. They kept switching off. Finally I'm like "Who the hell is this?" and Andrew said it was he, and I get all psyched and say "ANDREW YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!" He's probably my favorite. He should come up here.

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I think I've lost my endorphins. I looked for them in Chinese food, and a brownie. No luck. Not in a clove cig either. Probably not in any Orson Scott Card books. I'll have to check again just to make sure.

dear lord

Look, I don't hate ALL Jazz, and Steve likes some Seinfeld. Just the principles are what we hate. (Same with Dive Bars. And Macs.) I enjoy stating things like "I hate X" because so many people just don't have a fucking sense of humor about it. They're all like "OMFG YOU HATE X I HATE YOU TOO BECAUSE X ROXX0RS J00!!" Mainly it's the people who like X that I hate, because they take it far too fucking seriously. But sometimes, also it's the principles behind X that I hate. I don't really think I need to elaborate.