good thing i have a trackball

I woke up a bit too early this morning but knew I'd just sleep till 3 unless I got up. So I did, and ran around the block a few times. But this girl was walking - "power walking" - and I was not in favor of running into her, and she got me so confused that I tripped over a raised edge of sidewalk, fell and skidded. Luckily my right arm broke the fall. Elbow and palm are all fucked up. I told you I was clumsy. Sheee-it. I don't know how I'm gonna shower.