coffee and cigarettes

I read somewhere once that "coffee is nature's laxative."

I don't really like coffee, actually. I've adapted due to Seattle living - anything tastes ok if you add enough milk and sugar - but that's mainly for the caffeine, not because I like it. Just like girly drinks for the purpose of getting a buzz on, I guess...

I feel the same way about cigarettes - only smoke cloves - but unlike mochas or fuzzy navels, which are socially acceptable among coffee/alcohol drinkers, real smokers (and some other people) can't really stand the smell of clove cigarettes. But that's ok, it's not like I wanna smoke more than once a month or so.
( The real ones stink a hella lot more. )